Rule #1

Do it your way (given that your way is the best way and you've considered all other options including being polite to those who have offered suggestions you find insulting or beneath you).

Rule #1

You are the other people that other people talk about when they're not talking with you about other people (most of the time).

Rule #1

The glass is always half full of something.

Rule #1

If you do not like yourself, you can always be someone else.

Rule #1

The weather doesn't change because the folks complain.

Rule #1

All things in moderation, even moderation.

Rule #1

Decide what matters (but you can always change your mind).

Rule #1

Learn where your money goes. Then either follow it, stop it, or help it get there.

Rule #1

There is nothing you must do or be. But remember: fire burns, and when it rains the earth gets wet.

Simplicity!

Simplicity!

Rule #1

All jokes must be funny.

Rule #1

Love each other.

Rule #1

Take care of each other.

Rule #1

Keep right.